so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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