Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
