if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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