Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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