But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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