I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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