We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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