wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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