It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
