I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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