have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
