? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i drank out of a bidet.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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