$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So many bounce houses so little time
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
50% drunk capacity currently
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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