it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
