I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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