so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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