Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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