We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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