dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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