She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
