Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The Olympian is in my bed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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