I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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