Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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