So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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