Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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