I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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