You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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