Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i out mim tonsoeep
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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