i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
id be glad to
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
