i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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