weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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