I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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