He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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