I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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