i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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