If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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