just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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