I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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