I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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