It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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