I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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