Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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