I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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