i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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