no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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