Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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