U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
that may or may not have been my penis.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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