Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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