I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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