He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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