I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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